Stop Playing Pokemon Ironically

Seriously. Cut that shit out.
Yes, I can see your Game Boy Color. That copy of Pokemon Red that you've kept hidden under your bed for years. I bet you think you look pretty retro, huh? Pretty fucking 1998, right? Well in all honestly you might, but why would you want to?
I know, I know. There's too many Pokemon today, right? The original 150 were the best, right?
Whatever.
If you'd like to join the rest of us in 2011, Pokemon Black and White versions are absolutely excellent, and if you actually do like Pokemon (which I doubt) you'd probably find yourself having a lot of fun playing the new games.
Though the unfortunate reality is that you'll probably get bored before you even get your first badge.
You're not impressing anyone.